Because I seldomly write about Elvira - I don't want to repeat myself - I still have one Netflix & Chills videos left and if I can find the time to do a new post for her around Halloween I will include the other video there.
Now I don't know about you but having Elvira as a teacher stirs up all kinds of phantasies and if I would have had a teacher with such epic sweater puppies that strain even the sturdiest of cleavages I would have done everything to get detention time with her. Especially if she was my Sex Ed teacher who turns every detention into a deepthroat detention.
I´m talking about Twins Of Evil from the legendary Hammer Studios in which a young, nubile playmate is seduced by a charismatic vampire.
And when I say " playmate " I mean that literally since the role of the female leads Maria and Frieda Gellhorn are played by Mary ( 36C - 25 - 36 ) and Madeleine ( 34C - 22 - 35 ) Collinson, who were not only the Playmates Of The Month of October 1970 but also the first ever pair of identical twin sisters to do a nude pictorial for the PLAYBOY magazine.
They obviously are the main attraction but Luan Peters´ bonerinducing cleavage manages to eclipse both of them in the few scenes she has.
Speaking of Luan Peters, I missed her birthday on June the 18th and for the longest time I didn´t know her name, I only remembered her from an obsure erotic movie and I forgot the title. I really wish I had found the information on her sooner since Luan Peters sadly passed away in 2017.
The buxom blonde also had a singing career. Born as Carol Hirsch she changed her name to Karol Keyes as the frontwoman of the band of the same name and she also was the frontwoman of The Big Sound formerly known as The Fat Sound. After leaving that particular band she became the frontwoman of the band 5000 Volts, succeding Tina Charles under her new name of Luan Peters. She also appeared on the german show Musikladen on October the 8th in 1977 with her single Love Countdown.
Besides another Hammer Films production Lust For A Vampire Luan has appeared on such tv shows like Doctor Who, The Professionals and Fawlty Towers but her greatest claim to nude boob fame is revealing her impressive 42 inch bust in Pacific Banana also known as Banana Airlines.
I first encountered 40D - 24 - 34 model Amouranth through her cosplay videos where the streamer who is no stranger to controversies - like the sexual abuse allegations regarding Anime Matsuri - naturally cosplayed a lot of redhead women from pop culture. I only found out later that she was one of those " shameless " women on Twitch who got people upset by wearing a tiny bikini in a pool while riding a banana for horny shut - ins.
" Companies will use attractive women to draw in customers and remain memorable. So I definitely do find that annoying, but that’s just how the world is and instead of feeling bitter I decided to capitalize on it. "
Well that was nothing compared to her ASMR videos where she displayed some mindblowing - and obviously dickblowing - oral skills. I was always tempted to include some videos of her because she did some incredible Black Widow ASMR cosplay sessions but her breast ones always had an age restriction. Or were not uploaded from her channel so they were deleted rather sooner than later. Daiimn, I don´t know what kind of deepthroat education Amouranth absolved but her oral sex instructor definitely had the time of his life giving this suck machine lessons.
Because he did a remarkably thorough job since I have seen quite a few ASMR ear eating videos - like from my favorite ASMR sexbomb real live 36F blow up sex doll ASMR Amy a. k. a. porn star Amy Starr - but I have never seen any woman do the things Amouranth does with her tongue.
That´s some next level oral ability and it´s like her tongue has a life of it´s own. Which on the other hand doesn´t surprise me because most stereotypes exist for a reason. There is always a grain of truth to it and you know the old saying " You can sleep with a blonde and you can sleep with a brunette but you will never get any sleep with a hot redhead - because those horny nympho sluts are naturally born prostitutes and will milk you completely dry in an ejaculation sensation orgy ! " And Amouranth is not only a world class deepthroat devotee, she can spread her legs better than a phillipino prostitute, is well versed in positions of the Kama Sutra, Ananga Ranga and tantra sex guides like Joy Of Sex.
HIGHER ( SEX ) EDUCATION : AMOURANTH - THE COLLEGE YEARS !
In college one of her nicknames was Annie Position because she used well hung co - eds with horsecocks like a third leg to practice her sexual skills and the boys said she must have grown up on a farm because she was without peers on the entire campus when it came to milking cocks.
Another of her nicknames was Amanda D. P. Throat - Kim Blasinger with the german exchange students - because of her ability to suck a golf ball through a garden hose while all the co - eds with asian ancestry called her Enge Muschi Ohne Gummi. Anal Oakley speaks for itself and there were other nicknames like Lisa Manderpump because after giving her sex test subjects a double breasted deepthroat massage until their pulsating cocks became hard as unto a thing of iron and grown to three times their usual size she loved to do the splits while pumping the studs or riding them reverse cowboy style for hours until they went completely crazy.
She also earned the sobriquet of Nutcracker Sue by mercilessly taming the guy with the biggest dick on campus with her patended flying split sit spin leap where she does a front somersault followed by a split leap only with the difference that she keeps her legs in a split position so she can use the full force of the impact to impale herself on his hard boner.
Amouranth used this technique to shatter any resistance to her sexual advances and after she has subjected them to a dozen repetitions even the most gay monk can´t help getting an erection that gives breeding stallions penis envy. Once he has had a moment to recover she starts to rotate on his boner like a propeller with her legs still split apart, sliding up and down while also girating her hips increasing the thrust speed and intensity until he explodes in an ejaculation sensation squirting spout.
She almost got expelled after a marathon penetration orgy with the entire football team caused them to loose a game during play - offs.
TABOO PENETRATION TEMPTATION : MY BUSTY UNDERAGE DAUGHTER
One week shy of her 15th birthday the principal´s daughter was blessed by the boob fairy and her breasts simply didn´t stop growing gaining at least one cup size every two days. Which is how she went from a meager B cup to first a whopping EE cup and then a mindblowing FF cup in less than 21 days. The principal did his best to not get sexually aroused by his super stacked step daughter but it seems his dick didn´t get the memo it is not okay to fuck your wife's daughter - even if she has the ultimate porn body - because he almost constantly had a huge boner around her.
His step daughter had always looked older than her real age - with 12 most boys thought she was already 16 which caused all kinds of trouble - but with her overdeveloped oppai she had the body of a porn movie star.
What´s more, compared to the rest of her body her boobs seemed to be even bigger and she was in that phase of a girl´s evolution when their breasts are big enough to bounce at the slightest moveMENt but not so big that they begin to sag. And they did a lot of bouncing because her wardrobe - especially shirts - couldn´t keep up with the rapid growth.
Which caused even further stress for the principal because when his mega busty step daughter - who was completely oblivious to the effect she had on her Dad´s libido - wasn´t walking around the house topless because she couldn´t find a shirt that fit she was either wearing shirts that she had outgrown and that were so short that they barely covered her nipples ( which were completely exposed every time she raised her arms ) or thin blouses that were struggling to contain her huge breasts.
And whose buttons she shot through the entire room every time she took a deep breath causing her oversized tits to pop out. Which happened in full view of the already horny principal - if they didn´t fall on his face.
On top of that she spend time doing yoga wearing a body that had just a thin g - string that didn´t cover her crotch in the slightest and a thin seethrough shirt so he got a good view of her supple breasts - especially when her entire body was drenched in sweat after a few exercises and her shirt stuck to her like a second skin. Speaking of strenuous exercises, as it couldn´t be any other way most of the yoga poses the principal´s step daughter had in her routine were downward dog, yoga burpees, dive bombers and others simulating moveMENts of sexual intercourse.
She also needed his help with the more advanced poses which always included stretching her legs wider than a fillipino hooker and while he was doing his best not to get a hard on while spreading his buxom step daughter´s legs she was moaning like a hooker on a phone pay sex line.
On top of that - quite literally - he often had to be her partner in some exercises which always ended with his step daughter doing the splits while riding him cowgirl style with his head between her huge melons.
And if you think that he could at least take a quick dip in the pool to cool down you´re in for a rude awakening. Because his step daughter was not a big fan of tan lines and therefore took topless sunbaths at the pool after her visit to the topless beach almost ended in a gang bang.
If that wasn´t hard enough - being completely unaware she was mere seconds away from securing her step Dad jail time - his step daughter always asked him to put the sun tan lotion on her breasts and because he didn´t want her to get suspicious ( Mom was already wondering why he was always slam - fucking her like an animal after spending some time with her daughter ) he spent hours fondling her mouthwatering mounds.
So he had plenty of pent up sexual frustration to work through and when he got the chance to use a blow up sex doll like Amouranth for that he didn´t think twice. Amouranth is clearly wasting her talents because she could make a fortune working as a top level hooker or pornstar. There are rumours that she granted private real life one on one encounters at secluded no tell motels where she banged paying customers brains out six ways till Sunday wearing their schlongs out and making them squirt like fire hoses until they were completely drained and could not get it up but I don´t think that is true because I would have missed banging her.
But I get where the rumours that she was sexually assaulted by a group of boy scouts who got a taste of their own medicine when she almost slam - fucked them into a coma come from. Her ass really doesn't quit and if I ever got to have a vacation again I would love to spend it in her.
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With her hourglass figure and 36C - 23 - 36 measurements she was one of the MILFS I first had the hots for before the term MILF was introduced.
She was the perfect trophy wife with the pornstar body that everybody dreamed about and wore a lot of lingerie and negligees - mostly when she was in bed with Johnathan which probably were Robert Wagner´s second favourite scenes to film. His favourite scenes where without any doubt the more riskier ones like when they were in the bathtub - naked.
Not that the audience got to see much of it since the good parts were covered by foam but I´m sure Robert was all over every inch of her body.
They always said their relationship was only platonic but I can´t believe Robert dicktamed a living blow up sex doll like Stephanie not even once.
Speaking about absolute men milking machines when I was watching the show I didn´t know how Jennifer and Johnathan met but because she had more curves than the Nürnburgring and her whole attitute where she would use phrases like " Hello, sailor. " ( granted, I had no idea what that meant but it sounded like something a bad girl would say ) I assumed she had worked as a prostitute for the rich, famous and well hung, the main attraction of a show like the Moulin Rouge or the Crazy Horse, a famous actress for porn movies or an exotic dancer who got naked in front of a crowd of drunk truckers in a seedy bar where Johnathan discovered her and fulfilled every guy´s dream : marrying a hooker, pornstar or stripper.
Well, I did some research and thanks to the internet I know that there are episodes that explore their backstory. Of course my phantasie of Jennifer earning a living by doing what she was born to do - get naked and slamfuck giant cocks six ways to Sunday until they are completely dry - didn´t turn out to be true. Instead Jennifer had a less honest job working as a reporter and their story started when Jennifer failed to get an interview with Johnathan. Which for me is even harder to believe than that she didn´t work as a callgirl or stripper because which straight guy in his right mind could refuse an interview with an ultimate men - milking machine like Stephanie Powers ? I mean, even if someone could resist her charms she would just wrap those endless legs around his neck and deepthroat the dickens out of him before relentlessly pounding his cock into submission. So according to my head canon IF Jennifer did not work as a hooker, porn film star or stripper - which does not rule out the possibility that she worked her way through college in these professions - she finally managed to get her interview with Johnathan by surprising him - completely naked - in his hotel bedroom and taking some oral dick - tation. After a weeklong ejaculation sensation squirt orgy Johnathan married her on the spot because he knew that so well trained nympho sluts who are complete oral sex freaks and well versed in every known position and can endure such rigorous drilling are very hard to cum by.
